Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Aussies Ain't Perverts

AUSTRALIA, I LOVE YOU!!!

I check my stats. Obsessively. I find no end of entertainment in seeing where you live, when you come here, how long you stay, how you got here.... Which brings us to-

What is it with foreigners surfing for p*rn?!!! (Trying to avoid getting more googlers here.) I am not kidding. In the last six months I may have had three or four Americans end up here by googling something sick and twisted. But Italians? Asians? South Africans? I can't even count 'em. I've even had a few from Germany, although I have some actual readers there as well. Australia is the only country that has not had even ONE pervert come searching A Bunch Without Alice looking for who-knows-what. (Actually, I do know what because I read the google search queries on my stats.) But still!

I would like to thank you Australia. Would that more countries had people like you. If I could award Australia a prize on this blog I would. Hmm....

3 comments:

The Solomon Fam said...

That's pretty funny! Roger served his mission in Australia. I'm gonna tell him he must have done something right over there!

Cassadie said...

Hmmm, having met many Australians during my travels I have to say that this surprises me. But have you ever noticed that there are Australians everywhere? So maybe they are just doing their searches from abroad. Just a thought.

dvalenzu said...

this comment has nothing to do with Aussies or Perverts, but just wanted to let you know that I miss you.