"I do not think that word means what you think it means." (If you did not read that with a spanish accent, go back and do it again.)
People should COMport themselves properly. Deporting themselves is another issue entirely. Actually, now that I think of it, some people should do that too.
Typo fixed. Thank you, Husband for helping me not deliver an otherwise intelligent speech with an accidental slip of the tongue. We've all seen what taunting awaits people who do that.